Music Review - Perfume and the AlphaBetas
"SEX, DRUGS, AND ALPHAHOLES"
Oh, Perfume. Yes, that perfume. Child star and daughter of the notorious omega, She has reinvented herself as fontman for the eponymous “Perfume and the AlphaBetas”. This will undoubtedly become the anthem of good girls who are slumming on Pleasant Street and the bad boys who will take them for a ride. Classically trained, both Perfume and Zenith, on vocals and lead guitar respectively, treat this track with technical proficiency that they shred like artfully torn designer jeans. Pairs perfectly with shots of Jack for your next pregame. Your dads’ will hate it.
- Senior Music Editor - OH-Hello Magazine